🎉 Welcome to Mandatory Fun! 🎉
AI ENHANCED
ECO FRIENDLY
Is your workplace suffering from dangerously high morale? Are your employees too comfortable? Do they feel respected as adults?
We can fix that.
Mandatory Fun is a AI-first sustainably operated full-service corporate fun consultancy dedicated to ensuring every employee experiences the exact amount of fun deemed appropriate by management.
We will
Turn your frown
Upside down
We help
Your guard down
Become a clown
- Chief Fun Officer, Mandatory Fun
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🔨 OUR SERVICES 🔨
NEW!
all services now feature machine learning optimization
all services are carbon offset certified
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We order pizzas to your office and charge a consulting fee. Our proprietary Pizza Optimization Framework (POF) ensures maximum pizza-to-employee ratio through advanced logistics planning powered by neural networks.
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Starting from $5,000/consultation |
| Pizza not included. Delivery fees additional. Consulting fee is non-refundable. |
🌿 Pizza boxes are composted after each event
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Why treat your adult employees like adults when you could treat them like kindergarteners?
Package includes:
- Colouring books (corporate-themed)
- Gold star stickers for really good Jira tickets
- Mandatory enthusiasm training
- A participation trophy for everyone who showed up
- 🤖 An AI chatbot that tells you you're doing great
- 🌿 Crayons made from recycled materials
MULTI-SERVICE DISCOUNT: Bundle 3+ packages and save 1%!
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We send a REAL CLOWN directly to your office to coach your Agile coach. Finally, someone who understands the true spirit of your daily standup.
Our certified Clown Consultants™ are trained in:
- Balloon-based sprint planning
- Pie-in-face retrospectives
- Seltzer water conflict resolution
- Tiny car carpooling solutions
⚠ IMPORTANT POLICY NOTICE:
• No refunds for clown rejections.
• No clown rejections tolerated.
• The clown stays until the clown decides to leave.
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We deliver a package of different coloured and types of string to your office.
What you do with it is between you and your manager.
Package may contain: red string, blue string, green string, brown string, twine (bonus), yarn,
sailing rope, fishing line.
Colours may vary, or be all the same colour.
String not guaranteed to be fun. Fun with string not guaranteed.
🤖 Our AI analyses your team's string preferences to optimise future string deliveries
🌿 All string is sourced from sustainable, free-range string farms
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We order drinks to everyone's WFH office. CAMERA ON IS COMPULSORY.
Watch your colleagues drink in real-time. Team building has never been this intimate.
| Zoom Saloon Rules: |
1. Camera ON at all times
2. You must hold your drink visibly
3. Bathroom breaks require team vote
4. "I have a hard stop" is not recognised here
5. The Saloon closes when the last person cries
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⭐ CLIENT TESTIMONIALS ⭐
"The pizza party really boosted our team's morale by 0.3%. Worth every cent of the $5,000 consulting fee."
- Jennifer, HR Manager, MegaCorp
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 stars
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"The clown consulting changed our standup forever. We no longer have standups."
- Dave, Former Scrum Master
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 stars
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"We ordered Fun with String for our team building day. Nobody spoke for 3 hours. Best day we've ever had."
- Anonymous, A Real Company
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 stars
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📝 SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! 📝
Please sign our guestbook! We definitely read every entry!
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